Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Hunk Of Burning Love

Death doesn’t scare me (unless it’s me whose dying). But that’s why I perform these stunts: to show Fate that I’m the one in control, not some silly cookie at the New Hong Kong restaurant.

Anyway, I did it for Liam. I figure when he’s older, and he sees me wearing a smock to work everyday he may think I’m kind of boring, maybe even a nerd, even though I’ll basically be a legit, licensed drug dealer, and most kids think drug dealers are cool. My boy will be able to look at this picture and realize that his old man is quite extreme at heart.

Feel free to copy this photo and blow it up and tape it on your bedroom wall to motivate you to become more like me.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am forever in your shadow of coolness, one day i hope to emerge with nerves of steel like those demonstrated in this pic. Boy i never knew how lucky c. bear really was...

Christine said...

We'd have to take down our other Tanner motivational wallpaper to fit this one. I don't know if we're emotionally at this new level yet. Give us a few more weeks and we'll make the switch.

Leah said...

I'm feeling motivated to roast of hot dog...

Anonymous said...

This picture gives me the chills... he's so brave!

Christine said...

I just wanna hear Tanner read this entire post in Kip's voice.

Miranda W. said...

Wow Tanner, I wish I could be brave enough to pop a wheelie 4 1/2 feet from a flame too!